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Clothing Size Conversion Chart
Category US EU UK Chest (in) Waist (in) Hips (in)
Men XS 44 34 32-34 26-28 33-35
S 46 36 34-36 28-30 35-37
M 48 38 38-40 32-34 39-41
L 50 40 42-44 36-38 43-45
XL 52 42 46-48 40-42 47-49
Women XS 32 6 31-32 24-25 33-34
S 34 8 33-34 26-27 35-36
M 36 10 35-36 28-29 37-38
L 38-40 12-14 37-39 30-32 39-41
XL 42 16 40-42 33-35 42-44
Youth XS 128 7 26-28 23-24 26-28
S 134 8 28-30 24-25 28-30
M 140 10 30-32 25-26 30-32
L 146 12 32-34 26-27 32-34
XL 152 14 34-36 27-28 34-36
Pants Size Conversion Chart
CategoryUSEUUKWaist (in)Hip (in)Inseam (in)
Men284428283430
304630303631
324832323832
345034344033
365236364234
Women0324243430
2346253530
4368263631
63810273832
84012284032
Shoes Size Conversion Chart
CategoryUSEUUKFoot Length (in)
Men6395.59.25
7406.59.625
8417.510
9428.510.25
10439.510.625
114410.511
124511.511.25
134612.511.625
Women5352.58.5
6363.58.875
7374.59.25
8385.59.625
9396.510
10407.510.25
11418.510.625
12429.511
M (Unisex)5374.58.75
6385.59
7396.59.5
8407.510
9418.510.25
10429.510.625
114310.511
124411.511.25
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Description

From actor, comedian, co-creator of Marcel the Shell, and New York Times bestselling author of Little Weirds, Jenny Slate, a wild, soulful, hilarious collection of genre-bending essays depicting the journey into motherhood as you’ve never seen it before.

What happened was this: Jenny Slate was a human mammal who sniffed the air every morning hoping to find another person to love who would love her, and in that period there was a deep dark loneliness that she had to face and befriend, and then we are pleased to report that she did fall in love, and in that period she was like chimes, or a flock of clean breaths, and her spine lying flat was the many-colored planks on the xylophone, but also she was rabid with fear of losing this love, because of past injury. And then what happened was that she became a wild-pregnant-mammal-thing and then she exploded herself by having a whole baby blast through her vagina during a global plague and then she was expected to carry on like everything was normal–but was this normal, and had she or anything ever been normal?

Herein lies an account of this journey, told in five phases–Single, True Love, Pregnancy, Baby, and Ongoing–through luminous, laugh-out-loud funny, unclassifiable essays that take the form of letters to a doctor, dreams of a stork, fantasy therapy sessions, gossip between racoons, excerpts from an imaginary olden timey play, obituaries, theories about post-partum hair loss, graduation speeches, and more.

No one writes like Jenny Slate.